Post by Metzli on Oct 25, 2010 21:37:17 GMT -5
So there was this weird cat staring at me while I was walking towards my mailbox. At first, I totally ignored it, 'cause, I mean, why should I pay attention to this random cat who apparently loves to view my awesomely sculpted muscles.
/flexes.
...ANYWAYS, so yeah, I totally ignore the little booger and while checking the mail for important stuff and leaving the jawnk alone, I notice it sitting like, four feet away from me. And I'm like, "ZOMGWOAH." 'Cause like, the cat was uber far away last time I had checked and now it's right in front of me? So I'm thinking, "What the cheese fries?" while shooing it away. I go as far as throwing a random leaf, which might I say was a total fail, at it but the ... thing wouldn't go away!
So now I'm super freaked out. 'Cause while I know I'm super duper uber smexi, a stray cat is NOT supposed to be gazing at my total hawtness so intensely. Nu uh, no way, non, para nada. So I carefully inch my way around it, all sneaky and shiz (ninjaskillzftwdawg), and it's still following me with its gaze. All of a sudden, it hisses and starts running towards me. And I'm all like, "ZOMGhaulsass".
So this cat chases me all the way to my door, which I gracefully open and step through (read: crash into and totally fall flat on my face before squeezing in).
And yeah. The cat stayed there, looking in for like, ten minutes, and then left.
And that concludes Angie's Crazy Adventure numero UNO.
/flexes.
...ANYWAYS, so yeah, I totally ignore the little booger and while checking the mail for important stuff and leaving the jawnk alone, I notice it sitting like, four feet away from me. And I'm like, "ZOMGWOAH." 'Cause like, the cat was uber far away last time I had checked and now it's right in front of me? So I'm thinking, "What the cheese fries?" while shooing it away. I go as far as throwing a random leaf, which might I say was a total fail, at it but the ... thing wouldn't go away!
So now I'm super freaked out. 'Cause while I know I'm super duper uber smexi, a stray cat is NOT supposed to be gazing at my total hawtness so intensely. Nu uh, no way, non, para nada. So I carefully inch my way around it, all sneaky and shiz (ninjaskillzftwdawg), and it's still following me with its gaze. All of a sudden, it hisses and starts running towards me. And I'm all like, "ZOMGhaulsass".
So this cat chases me all the way to my door, which I gracefully open and step through (read: crash into and totally fall flat on my face before squeezing in).
And yeah. The cat stayed there, looking in for like, ten minutes, and then left.
And that concludes Angie's Crazy Adventure numero UNO.